Doomsday Dreamers Gifts

'Crazy bastard.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

The End is Near art gallery opening.

How to survive the coming crash.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

I survived end of the world after party.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."