Doomsday Diviners Gifts

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

I survived end of the world after party.

The End is Nigh

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"The end of the world is nigh."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.