Doomsday Debaters Gifts

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Changing Minds

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"Make sure you get payment up front."

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

WORLD ENDS TODAY!, 'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

The end of baseball season is near

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'

"Do you believe in predestination?"

'You can take that off now.'

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

The End is Neigh

"The end is near."