Immortality Debater Gifts

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'