Immortality Debater Gifts

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Foreign policy