Afterlife Debater Gifts

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"