Afterlife Questioner Gifts

'But this is ridiculous. I don't believe in the here after.'

'Luckily, when I got to hell, I had the presence of mind to ask for a second opinion.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"