Afterlife Wonderer Gifts

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'