Afterlife Curious Gifts

'I miss stress.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Smoking in Hell. Smoker revels in Hells smoking policy.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"Things could be worse."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."