'I miss stress.'
Afterlife Curious Gifts
Looking for a gift for the self-proclaimed afterlife curious? Discover witty and meaningful items that celebrate curiosity about what comes next. Perfect for pondering souls or those pondering the beyond, our collection offers humor and insight that make great conversation starters and comforting reminders of life's mysteries.
Devil vs Angel Duel.
"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."
'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'
Smoking in Hell. Smoker revels in Hells smoking policy.
'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."
"I think I was happier when I was miserable."
"Things could be worse."
"How can you be out of wings?"
"Good game."
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"It's true: no more burpees."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
"All we have left is standing room only."
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
Afterlife Curious Gifts Collection
Afterlife Curious Mugs
Explore our mugs collection and find amusing and insightful designs perfect for anyone curious about the mysteries of the afterlife.
Afterlife Curious Pillows
Add a cozy, contemplative touch to your home with pillows that feature witty takes on the afterlife and beyond.
Afterlife Curious Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate curiosity and humor about what lies beyond this life.
Afterlife Curious T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to express your curiosity? Check out our t-shirts that feature clever designs about the afterlife.