Afterlife Debater Prints

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."