Blight at the end of the tunnel
Afterlife Arguer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that poke fun at the afterlife arguer’s love of metaphysical mysteries. Clever, thought-provoking, and humorous—these prints are perfect for sparking curiosity and conversation.
"How can you be out of wings?"
"Good game."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"All we have left is standing room only."
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
"But what if this is all there is?"
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'
"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."
"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'
Gates of heaven
"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.
"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."
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Afterlife Arguer Prints Collection
Afterlife Arguer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for anyone who loves a spirited debate about the afterlife. Find the one that will make them smile every morning.
Afterlife Arguer Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows inspired by afterlife debates. Fun, quirky, and full of personality, these pillows are great for chilling with a good discussion.
Afterlife Arguer T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts designed for afterlife arguers. Perfect for those who enjoy a good philosophical or supernatural discussion—wear your thoughts with a humorous twist.