Evolution Debater Gifts

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Evolution

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

More Unequal Than Others

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Yellow Vests

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Palintology'

Organ Donor Card

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

The Elephant in the Corner.