Evolution Debate Participant Gifts

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Immigration Measures in USA.

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Palintology'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

U.S. politics

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

World Bank and the Gas Supply

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

Liberal Projection