Doom Thinker Mugs

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"Shuster, get back to your job writing instruction manuals."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Paul Ree

"The overthinker"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Compression

Optimist