Philosopher Of Doom Mugs

Start their day with a mug that tickles the brain and dark humor alike. Featuring clever quotes and thought-provoking designs, these mugs make a great gift for any philosopher of doom with a penchant for coffee and contemplation.

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An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge. mockup

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

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"The end is near." "The end is far." mockup

"The end is near." "The end is far."

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'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.' mockup

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

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'The End is Near'

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.' mockup

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

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End of world nigh!!!

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

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Oy Vey...

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"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are." mockup

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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Don't sweat the small stuff

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"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?" mockup

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

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'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.' mockup

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... mockup

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

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"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings." mockup

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

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Your problem is you lack committment. mockup

Your problem is you lack committment.

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Feel good loser. NON WINNER

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Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

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Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

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"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles." mockup

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

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'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent)

'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent) mockup

'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent)

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Dice with death.

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Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line. mockup

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

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Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light. mockup

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

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'Have you considered short-term treasurys?'

'Have you considered short-term treasurys?' mockup

'Have you considered short-term treasurys?'

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At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin. mockup

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

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"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?" mockup

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

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'Who do I see about getting a mortgage' mockup

'Who do I see about getting a mortgage'

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'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?' mockup

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

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The Graveyard of Ambition.

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"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?" mockup

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

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Brain Terrorist

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Philosopher Of Doom Mugs Collection

Philosopher Of Doom Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that combines comfort with dark humor—great for lounging and contemplating life's big questions.

Philosopher Of Doom Prints

Browse our prints that feature clever, gloom-inspired quotes and artwork—ideal for decorating a space that celebrates philosophical pondering.

Philosopher Of Doom T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts that bring the philosopher of doom's existential humor to life—ideal for making a statement and sparking conversations.