Philosopher Of Doom Pillows

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"The end is near." "The end is far."

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

'The End is Near'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"They're very time-sensitive."

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

End of world nigh!!!

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Oy Vey...

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Your problem is you lack committment.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent)

Dice with death.

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

'Have you considered short-term treasurys?'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

'Who do I see about getting a mortgage'

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

The Graveyard of Ambition.

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

Brain Terrorist