Philosopher Of Danger Pillows

Brain Terrorist

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"They're very time-sensitive."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Priest tries to decide between $3 angelfood cake and $1.50 devil's food cake.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

95mph fastball.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'The End is Near'

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

Dice with death.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

"I totally wiped out on my bike."

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'

Hard Work Never Killed Anybody - But why take the risk??

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

"The end is near." "The end is far."

The Graveyard of Ambition.

Do Not Open

Cold Cruel World: If a guy smashes his finger and there's nobody around will he actually make any noise?