Fear Philosopher Pillows

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"

Chiller Theatre

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

The Best Laid Plans

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Horror writer.

Caterpillar Paranoia

The Propaganda Machine.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Agoraphobic Explorer

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

The Scream at the movie theater.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

Spider Horror Movies

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"I'm thinking of making a career change into fearmongering."

Dice with death.

Trichinosis

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

"Next! Is your home killing you? Details...after the break!"