Doom Thinker Pillows

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

"Shuster, get back to your job writing instruction manuals."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Paul Ree

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Compression

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?