Philosopher Of Doom Gifts

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"The end is near." "The end is far."

The World Will End Tomorrow. It started with trying to treat each day as if it were my last and just got out of hand.

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

'The End is Near'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

End of world nigh!!!

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Oy Vey...

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Your problem is you lack committment.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent)

Dice with death.

'Have you considered short-term treasurys?'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

'Who do I see about getting a mortgage'

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

Man holding sign that reads 'The end of your romance is nigh'.