Philosopher Of Fate Gifts

I was on a roll and then the backspin kicked in.

The last wish

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Can that be right?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

The Best Laid Plans

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

You can't go back.

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'The End is Near'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"Later"

'Of course, the worst may never happen. There is always that chance.'

Man Angry at Clock