Philosopher Of Fate Gifts

The last wish

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can that be right?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

You can't go back.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'The End is Near'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Later"

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

Man Angry at Clock

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."