Fate Philosophers Gifts

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Apocalliptical

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Grim Reaper Checkout

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'What a twist of fate!'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Death selfie

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

You can't go back.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Still life.

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'

line of life

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

"Well, your numbers seem unlucky - five and seven to run concurrently."