Fate Discussion Gifts

"Do you believe in predestination?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Who's there?"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'What a twist of fate!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

You can't go back.

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"How dare they defy me by doing what I predestined them to do!?!"

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."