Future Fate Enthusiasts Gifts

"Who's there?"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Futuristic Teenagers.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

Driverless Car

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

When psychics fight.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."