Fate Gamer Gifts

When God works online.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

"Who's there?"

school kids playing conkers

God playing with dolls.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Candy Land for Adults

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"When is it my turn?"

'What a twist of fate!'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'The batteries must be dead.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Fortune Teller.