Future Gamer Gifts

"My mom told me to play outside."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Second lifeReal life.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Modern Childhood

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Driverless Car