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"My mom told me to play outside."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Modern Childhood

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."