Youthful Gamer T-Shirts

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Child driving a toy car

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Modern Childhood

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Flava Superba

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Silly sausages

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"That corners's the children's special play area."

Tug the Toggle

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"We suck at this."

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'