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'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Internet Cafe.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Modern Childhood

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"