Gamer Teen Pillows

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Internet Cafe.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Modern Childhood

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"