Gamer Parent Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog