Parent Of Gamer Pillows

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

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Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"