Parent Of Gamer Pillows

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Dad Sox

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Maternity.

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"