Gaming Dad Pillows

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

'Whoa!.. No wonder they think that video games are bad for us!'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Skateboard

Daddy's Hook

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Father's Day

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Timber!

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Dad Sox

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

Dads.

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

Christmas Charades!

Maternity.

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum,'

'Happy Birthday, Dad, we got you a safe to keep all your money in - only you and us will know the combination!'