Game Loving Parents Pillows

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Circus Act

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'