Game Loving Parents Pillows

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Werewolves of London..."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Circus Act

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."