Gamer Dad Humor Pillows

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

"It was a difficult delivery."

'He looks exactly like his father!'

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

Gas Mask.

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"From now on, just pillage."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"We suck at this."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"It's a Buoy!"

"Dad, I need some help - what's 4 x 4?"

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Baby Teething.

Maternity.

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'