Gamer Dad Humor Pillows

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

"It was a difficult delivery."

'He looks exactly like his father!'

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

Gas Mask.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"From now on, just pillage."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"We suck at this."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"It's a Buoy!"

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Roll Playing Game

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'