Gamer Dad Vibes Pillows

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Father

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Life Is Just A Game

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"What are we doing today?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'