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I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"Go ask your search engine."

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Life Is Just A Game

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"What are we doing today?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.