Gamer Dad Pillows

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Maternity.

Off the computer, Teddy! Dad! You've been on all day! How can I keep up with my friends? Eighteen hours seems ample. May I point out

'Please keep playing your game!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Skateboard

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Dad Sox

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

Dads.

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

"It's kind of hard to play Hide and Seek when your mum does not let you out of her sight!"

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

"Here's the umbilical cord, and here's the controller."