Game Day Dad Pillows

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.