Game Day Buddy Pillows

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.