Game Day Buddy Mugs

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.