Game Day Guru Pillows

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

'Bowls has given me the happiest days of my life.'

'OK, everyone just chill out a minute! I need some time to process all of this.'

'Did you win your squash game?'

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

'Ok, Danny, this drill tests your knowledge of what to do in different situations. Ready?...'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"To save you the bother of watching the game I'll do it with both eyes open."

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

"Mom, I don't feel good. I think I caught something."

'It's moved and seconded that the third baseman be allowed into the meeting on the mound. All in favor?'

'How to get to the fielder' number 1

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'Just kick the field goal, Kevin. They're trying to mess with your mind.'

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

'It wouldn't hurt so much if they weren't my family!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!'

Football Stadium

Football Blockers.

'Can I watch the game at your house? My wife charges a personal seat license fee to sit in front of our TV!'

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