Game Day Guru Gifts

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Mixing Baseball and Football

Colts Win!!!

'Bowls has given me the happiest days of my life.'

'OK, everyone just chill out a minute! I need some time to process all of this.'

Alastair Cook

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"We're in for one heck of a game, and while I don't usually make predictions, it looks like this one will come down to whoever scores more points."

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Ok, Danny, this drill tests your knowledge of what to do in different situations. Ready?...'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Did you win your squash game?'

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'Just kick the field goal, Kevin. They're trying to mess with your mind.'

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'It wouldn't hurt so much if they weren't my family!'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'How to get to the fielder' number 1

'It's moved and seconded that the third baseman be allowed into the meeting on the mound. All in favor?'

"Mom, I don't feel good. I think I caught something."

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

"To save you the bother of watching the game I'll do it with both eyes open."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Jehovah's World Cup Interruptors