Gamer Parent Gifts

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

"Here's the umbilical cord, and here's the controller."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"