Fatherhood Gamer Gifts

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Modern Childhood

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

God playing with dolls.

Atlas holds up a football.

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"That corners's the children's special play area."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

Maternity.

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'