Family Gamer Gifts

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Mum says: 'Must we go through this EVERY year?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

I love my family!

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'