Family Gamer Pillows

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Mum says: 'Must we go through this EVERY year?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

I love my family!

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Mother's Love

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

It's a Boy

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"