Baby Gamer Pillows

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Baby Screen Time

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

Modern Childhood

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'