Gamer Kid Pillows

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Childhood

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

The October 31 Committee

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."