Gamer Kid Pillows

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Mac OS 20

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Modern Childhood

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution