Gamer Guy Pillows

"I swear he's just dating me for my son's video games."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.