Gamer Guy Pillows

"I swear he's just dating me for my son's video games."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Mac OS 20

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Eldrow

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'