Gaming Geek Pillows

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Enough game requests already!"

PacMan brain

Silly sausages

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Eldrow

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Essex computer.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.