Gaming Geek Pillows

"Enough game requests already!"

PacMan brain

Silly sausages

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"And here are today's categories...."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Essex computer.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"